` With iBooger, you can talk on the phone, listen to music, watch movies, or access the internet, all from the comfort of your own eyeball!
` The iBooger's sleek design is barely noticeable on the surface of your eyeball. Pressing the shiny spot activates it. Then, the fun begins!
` Controlling it with only your motor cortex, you can actually view the internet as it's being projected onto your retinas and listen to music that's fed directly into your middle ear! Or, you can upload thousands of movies. Your head is your own personal theater!
` The best part about iBooger is that there's no installation required! Just snort the packet of nanobots and it installs itself!
` Price: Being my victi- uh... test subject!