` My willful alteration of the body chemistry of subject 9-D (also known as Steve Ballmer), has not at all stopped him from running around and yelling in public. Instead, it has resulted in even crazier behavior than ever!
` When I had learned that much musical creativity has resulted from Ballmer's behavior, I was highly amused - i.e. I almost wet my pants.
` Speaking of wet, look at the poor guy's armpits!
` Developers, developers, developers, developers.... Kinda catchy, actually!