Monday, July 23, 2007

He's out of control!

` My willful alteration of the body chemistry of subject 9-D (also known as Steve Ballmer), has not at all stopped him from running around and yelling in public. Instead, it has resulted in even crazier behavior than ever!
` When I had learned that much musical creativity has resulted from Ballmer's behavior, I was highly amused - i.e. I almost wet my pants.
` Speaking of wet, look at the poor guy's armpits!



` Developers, developers, developers, developers.... Kinda catchy, actually!

6 comments:

Jeff Vachon said...

I admit, it got me dancing. But my jeans remain dry. He should take that act on the road. He could sell out a stadium!

Charles said...

I like the message.
It would appear that's the most exercise he gets in a year, and still it had to be looped. So how come he gets to run one of the largest companies in the world, and when a democrat does it, he's knocked out of the running? Nothing like double standards, I guess.

Anonymous said...

I wouldn't make too much fun of the guy, Doc! He has more than enough money to buy that lake from you!

Mona said...

LOL!...the armpits speak[or sing] volumes!!!

Spoony Quine said...

` ...I suppose that if amusement has come out of all this, it's not a total failure.

Kingcover said...

Hey he's a billionaire so I guess he doesn't mind making a ejit of himself every now and again :-P