` I know, I haven't been online much and I really hate to act like I'm abandoning my unwilling subjects. Or should I call you 'willing subjects', because most of you seem to be coming of your own accord nowadays.
` What's the news? Well, I've discovered something called a Wookey Hole and have traversed into its interior. While I didn't find Wookeys, Wookiees, or any other spelling variation, I did return to find that an old man had jumped out of his window and into my backyard. Most perplexing.
` I've also been on the internet a whole lot today partly because I'm so relieved that MAL, my recently-repaired computer, did not blow up when the battery backup caught on fire. (Jeez, is the electricity that bad? Or could it have something to do with the chemical an unwanted visitor spilled on it back while I was writing this post?) I even inadvertently located the internet whereabouts of a former roommate of mine who now enjoys slaughtering pomegranates.
` Oh yes. Meat cleavers abound! Reminds me of... me, really. Indeed, I think that his being my roommate has, unfortunately, rubbed off on the poor boy. (Ah, to think that a year ago, my life was so different....)
` Perhaps someday we can unite and join forces to take over the... um... pomegranate growers of the world! Mua ha ha haaaa!
` Well, if I'm going to take on a responsibility like that, I'd best get back to my internet-based homework - the other reason I've been online for most of today. And I really need to get it done, too - however, since the web site is experiencing difficulties, I am still waiting!