Saturday, April 14, 2007

Cancer or not, the guy is still a Wackmobile!

` This post has been sitting in limbo for a while. This is the second attempt at completing it, as the first time being stopped by having to use Internet Explorer, which doesn't allow 'cut' or 'copy' nor does it have an 'undo' button, which I really needed to use when a chunk of this article disappeared. *Sigh* sometimes you can't win.

` I am speaking of Jon-Erik Beckjord You may remember him from a certain previous post of mine (which he even commented on), about how he insists that what appears to be a moss-spotted tree stump is really a bigfoot! (And such a deformed, grotesque, short-legged, pinheaded bigfoot that it magically doesn't look at all like 'real' bigfoots he compares it to!)
` Judging by a few things he's said, I figured that he's probably so 'out there' that other bigfooters would reject him! Turns out that I'm right - I found a debate forum in which he childishly flames the other forum members with a self-righteous arrogance and extremism that almost surprised me!
` Then, in Skeptic forum, he wound up creating a post in which he began complaining about the irritated nature of a certain Charley Bigtime (from one of the other forums), and from there it got more and more interesting, causing me to conclude that this guy probably has some kind of mild psychosis. I have since edited the thread for enhanced comprehension. Read on:

Charlie Bigtime was asked what "Not Safe For Work" meant, as he used it, a basic simple question and hemmed and hawed for five emails back and forth, so I told him to forget it, and I put him on filters. I also told him he is the cretin of all cretins.

I banned the banner. I also no longer bother to post on his forum, which is full of flamers, even worse than I am!

Now he is upset and carries this war to this forum. He is still the ultimate cretin.

What is this guy, 19?

Beckjord

PS - If I insult someone, or some robot, it is because, like the movie law professor said, "They did it the old fashioned way, they earned it."
(We have no proof, after all, that 99% of the entities on this forum
are actual humans.They could be robot programs, programed to be fools.)

` Instead of some kind of agreement or protection, as Beckjord had probably (immaturely) hoped to get, he was met with much amusement, cackling and rubbing of hands together.



Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
There is nothing anyone can or will do for you here about problems with other forums.

Namecalling, here, is actionable under the stated rules.

Final warning: if you continue to do so, I will restrict your posting privileges.

xouper
Valued Confibulator
beckjord wrote:
Skepticalcommunity moderator stalks Beckjord


Try getting your facts straight.

1. Charley is not a moderator of that forum.

2. Nor is he stalking you. Charley was here long before you were.

3. Charley is a real person.

etc, etc ...

Bearguin
Valued Contributor
Try getting your facts straight.

Why would he want to start now?


Laughout


beckjord wrote:
I also no longer bother to post on his forum, which is full of flamers, even worse than I am!

You went there to flame the skeptics and got your ass handed to you. No surprise you ran away.

Nyarlathotep
Valued Contributor
beckjord wrote:

Now he is upset and carries this war to this forum. He is still the ultimate
cretin.

Considering that you started a thread to complain abou it, I would say the person who is upset is YOU. Most of us at SC (and I would bet Charley too) are mostly just amused at your reaction, rather than upset.

Abdul Alhazred
Yes, that one.

beckjord: Quit bitching and come on back home to Skeptical Community.

We're still talking about you, don't you want to get in a few licks of your own?

http://skepticalcommunity.com/phpbb2/viewtopic.php?t=14470&highlight=beckjord

Cool

ed
god
So this is where the Kool Kids hang out.

And who is this Beckford guy and why does he generate so much ... stuff?

Nyarlathotep
Valued Contributor
No. Or if it is, I am in the wrong place, anyway.

beckjord
Valued Contributor
I would not lay these charges if tbey were not true.

He has been sending all sorts of repeated stupid emails, and I had to block him.

He is a rude and stupid moderator on his forum, and he encourages stupid and gross behavior.

I do not care HOW long you've known him (like so what?)

He is still a cretin and a disgrace to you all

If I say it is so, then the KING has spoken.


ONce again, 80% of you are just flat wrong, and cannot tie your shoes.

Never met such a dull bunch.


Twisted Evil Twisted Evil

BTW, some people are literally idiots, and it is not an insult to call them that, when they are.

Nyarlathotep
Valued Contributor
Ah, good to know I can call you that without being reported to the moderators, then. What with it not being an insult and all.

P.S.

Quote:
If I say it is so, then the KING has spoken.

I don't care if you ARE Elvis. Saying it doesn't make it so.

Bearguin
Valued Contributor
beckjord wrote:

He is a rude and stupid moderator on his forum,

Charley is not a moderator of Skeptical Community.

izittrue
i got the crystal ball
i am telling the moderator on you nyar...

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
! Beckjord is now restricted to one post per 24-hour period.

izittrue
i got the crystal ball
but but Jim...
how are we going to amuse ourselves the other 23..?

Animus
AutoBot
I'm a robot, don't feel nothing but hunger. Energy low...

Major Malfunction
Militant Order of Skeptics
Jim Dominic wrote:
Beckjord is now restricted to one post per 24-hour period.

*Takes the cotton wool out of his ears*

CHARLEY_BIGTIME
"Brightest."
xouper wrote:
beckjord wrote:
Skepticalcommunity moderator stalks Beckjord

Try getting your facts straight.

Indeed.

It has to be said. The actual content of the email exchange bears no semblance to what his portrayal is here.

Read this for a clue:

"Child goes to friends' house, behaves like a spoiled oik, throws tantrum when he can't get his own way, gets clip round ear, runs home crying to mummy because it's all everyone else's fault."

Sums it up quite succinctly.


P.s.

Stalk!

beckjord
Valued Contributor
Jim Dominic wrote:


I am SO SCARED! Razz

snooziums
Inquisitor Against Religions

Restricted to one post per day, one would think that one would try to make each post as meaningful as possible.

But a blank quote with a blank reply? *sigh*

xouper
Valued Confibulator
Well, what did you expect from someone who likes to boast he has a MBA from Berkeley and is a member of Mensa?

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar
Can't we all get along...

Do what i do...I'm calm, patient and consider both sides....

I've never exploded into a frothing, drunken, incomprehensible frenzy...

I'm lovely. Kitten

DB

xouper
Valued Confibulator
Laughout ... Hey up there!

Good thing I didn't have a mouth full of Coca Cola® when I read that. It would have been all over my monitor.

izittrue
i got the crystal ball
evidences?
thanks....

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar

Mr. Green

snooziums
Inquisitor Against Religions
You poor dear. Go out and have some fun.

Bearguin
Valued Contributor
Would I get in trouble if I called De_Bunk a liar?

beckjord
Valued Contributor
xouper wrote:
snooziums wrote:
Restricted to one post per day, one would think that one would try to make each post as meaningful as possible.

But a blank quote with a blank reply? *sigh*

Well, what did you expect from someone who likes to boast he has a MBA from Berkeley and is a member of Mensa?

reply:

Yes, I have an MBA, and yes, I am in Mensa, and yes,
I am brighter than most of you. If you don't like it, tough XXXX.

But now if I can only post once a day, and maybe that post shows as empty (???) then I am essentually blocked from posting,
and so, I figure, "Why bother?" since you have nothing to live for here except to try to (unsuccessfully) trash me?

Jim D is an a**hole.

erik beckjord

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
Stating truisms will get you nowhere.

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar

Yes, I have an MBA, and yes, I am in Mensa, and yes,
I am brighter than most of you. If you don't like it, tough XXXX.
Err.....Lets not forget those great photos of 'Nicole'...Or that superb vid clip of 'Aliens'...

xouper
Valued Confibulator
Let me know when your IQ is high enough to join the Prometheus Society. You can prove it by posting a message to me on the Prometheus private forum, Fire_List.

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
But now if I can only post once a day, and maybe that post shows as empty (???) then I am essentually blocked from posting,
and so, I figure, "Why bother?" since you have nothing to live for here except to try to (unsuccessfully) trash me?
For the record (assuming someone is keeping a record--there are such people) the only restriction on you is a limit of one post per 24-hour period. When you quoted my post, the quote was blank because I had used a bbcode available only to moderators....

xouper
Valued Confibulator
Considering that YOUR stated purpose here is trashing skeptics, I assume you were looking in the mirror when you wrote that.

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
If the story at this link is true, I personally hope for the best for Mr. Beckjord.

http://www.cryptomundo.com/cryptozoo-news/beckjord-cancer/

Bone metastasis from prostate cancer is quite common. Treatment varies but often includes bisphosphonate drugs to hopefully reduce bone loss, and radiation therapy for bone pain.

Compared to cancer, how important is an Internet message board? Not very.
` The article was written by none other than bigfooter Loren Coleman - he emailed me once without having any idea why! (I mentioned it here, because of its weirdness!) You can see for yourself just how right I was to begin with about 'Becky' Beckjord!
...Bigfoot badboy Jon-Erik Beckjord has released a statement that he has cancer.

In conjunction with this release of information, Beckjord says he is trying to sell, once again, his copy of the Patterson-Gimlin footage of a Bigfoot at Bluff Creek, California, taken on October 20, 1967. The footage is available on most good documentaries about Bigfoot, but, as Beckjord has noted in his past attempts to sell it on eBay for one million dollars ($1,000,000), he feels his copy is unique. How he obtained that copy is not known and not stated. Beckjord, states for the first time, as far as is known, that he will share part of what he obtains from such a sale with Bob Gimlin and Pat Patterson.

As many within the Bigfoot community know, Beckjord has enjoyed obtaining publicity in a variety of sometimes very bizarre ways, often tied to media notice of other personalities.

Jon-Erik Beckjord has been thrown out or banned from Bigfoot conferences. He has been banned from Wikipedia and various email lists and forums for his disruptive postings. Most recently, he obtained media attention for claiming to have taken psychic photographs of Ron Goldman and Nicole Brown Simpson. If you are unaware of him, here is a sampling of links of past interactions and histories of Jon-Erik Beckjord: Bigfoot Forums on Beckjord; Beckjord banned from Bigfoot Forums; Beckjord becomes Homeland Security expert after 9/11; Beckjord claims he was Mothman via an out-of-body-experience during release of Gere movie; threats of lawsuits; James Moseley on Beckjord’s feuds; Beckjord’s threat of lawsuit against Moseley; Wikipedia on Beckjord; Beckjord on Beckjord; and Beckjord on Tom Biscardi.

Needless to say, I wish cancer on no one, and here’s my best to the guy who has “entertained” us with his antics for years. My wish is for Beckjord to have some painless moments while obtaining a speedy recovery....


ed

god
Why would you expect this particular announcement from him to be truer than any other?

I note that the "announcement" is coupled with a pitch to sell a bigfoot film.

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
I wouldn't, actually, but either way, it's sad.

Only a live bigfoot might be worth a million dollars.

xouper
Valued Confibulator
Thanks for the link. I read the comments too. This one's "interesting":

Quote:
Quicksword responds: February 25th, 2007 at 8:20 pm

I read that Beckjord has cancer. Maybe so, maybe not. I told him 2 years ago that he had a problem in his stomach area and should receive medical attention quickly.

Beckjord and I have had an ongoing feud for a number of years. Oh, we started out alright, but then he went wacko one day and started posting all sorts of ugly stuff about me and my family on the internet.

He even went so far as to pay for personal information about me. His intent was to smear me and in the process he made false comments about my wife and kids on the internet. Well, we all know about the threats that he launches against those that do not have favor with him or debate his theories. It is not a matter of Beckjord debating opposing views, with him it is a matter of sliming people.

So, if he wanted a fight instead of a debate then I was going to use tools to try and destroy him like he had tried to do to my family over the internet.

I will not get into the ugly details but suffice it to say that he posted the most vile things about my wife and children on the internet.

I had to go psychic on him. I utilized a skill that my family has had for many years,,,,maybe a skill that has been resident in my lineage for hundreds of years.

I channeled his Mother. She came on very strong outling some ugly things that occured when he was young. I was not so low that I outlined those on the internet as I was not going to go as low as he did about my family.

I did though tell him about the cancer that was growing in his loins. It was made very clear to me. His Mother did not tell me that it was prostrate cancer, but only revealed that it was in his stomach region and that it was going to kill him in due time.

She went on to reveal that he would need to see a Doctor immediately. That was 2 years ago. He scoffed at me. Now he states that he has prostrate cancer. Maybe and maybe not.

I have been in the BF shadows for 2 years now. My bigfoot encounter was used by him to validate that it was a “shape shifting” entity.

Either he really does have cancer,,,OR he is trying to draw me out. He is confused as his nemisis has been absent for 2 years.

Oh my.

So I followed one of the links about Beckjord in that article:
http://www.martiansgohome.com/smear/v41/ss941101.htm#lawsuit

Seems Beckjord is (occasionally) fixated on college degrees. Where have we heard that before?

Back to the cancer topic, I notice that Beckjord has started a thread touting the book, The Secret.

http://www.skepticforum.com/viewtopic.php?t=6912

In that book, one of the key concepts -- actually a very old notion repackaged -- is that everything in your life, you have attracted. I am guessing that includes prostate cancer. Makes me wonder why Beckjord is endorsing such a book.

ed
god
Jim Dominic wrote:
[I wouldn't, actually, but either way, it's sad.
.
Yeah, it is. You have to wonder about the home life of some people. Evidentially another woo, Kent Hovind, prior to his conviction was nothing more than a cheap grifter who pocketed tons of cash under the guise of "God".

It is like the main-men of wooism are coldeyed and calculating theives and then there is a strata of "can't do" followers who believe the crap that they spew. Benny Hinn comes to mind.

` By the way, Kent Hovind, as I discovered once upon a time, is also a real barrel of monkeys!


Kitiara
Valued Contributor
It would explain why he is so cranky.
I find it hard not to like him, and hope he feels better. Sad Sucks big time when you are hurting.

xouper
Valued Confibulator
If I may ask the obvious question, how do you know which came first, the crankiness or the cancer?

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar
Re: Beckjord

So..

We got...

1. Prostrate Cancer.
2. An MBA from Berkeley.
3. Member of Mensa.
4. Bigfoot and his flaccid penis.
5. Nicole Simpsons ghostly image.
6. O'Jays ghostly image, even tho' he ain't dead.
7. Aliens flying about the sky.
8. Fixation with college degrees.
9. Psychic assassins.
10. Stalking Moderators.
11. Loch Ness Monster.
12. More drivel and more drivel...on and on and on...
13. And on and on and on...
14. And on...

And this man wants to be taken seriously in the 21st century.

Rolling Eyes

Abdul Alhazred
Yes, that one.
De_Bunk wrote:


4. Bigfoot and his flaccid penis.


Gee whillikers.

Even bigfoot can't be "on the job" all the time. Cool
_________________
"If I turn in a sicko, will I get a reward?"
"Yes! A BIG REWARD!"

The lack of a rational explanation is not evidence for an irrational explanation.

Bearguin
Valued Contributor
Why am I not surprised you focussed on that one???????


Razz

St. Jimmy
Brighter
Jim Dominic wrote:

Compared to cancer, how important is an Internet message board? Not very.

From the link:

Quote:
Collective good vibes can sometimes make lives go further than otherwise. I note I do seem to have a few friends here, and some have shamanistic ability.

W**...

If he dies that's OK, he's just going to one of his parallel Universes:

Beckjord wrote:
All your deceased pets, parents, grand parents, friends, etc, exist IMHO,
in one of many parallel universes. You may end your grief. They are there. Maybe coming over to our universe to watch over you.

John Denver, Elvis, James Dean, Marilyn Monroe, JFK, Bobby, MLK, all are there.

Rejoice!

Jon-Erik Beckjord, psychic photographer

He can finally meet his Bigfoot.

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar
Sorry...I forgot one..

15. When we are dead..We can all meet Elvis

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
The restriction on Mr. Beckjord's posts per day has been removed. However, we're under no obligation to allow him to attack other people, so the next time I'll make it permanent.

Entire worlds tremble in horror, yes, yes, I know.

Major Malfunction
Militant Order of Skeptics
*places earplugs within easy reach*

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
Oh yeah...if he registers another sock puppet I'll throw him and his socks off the forum. It's either that or let everyone have a spare sock. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

In the rain.

Sorry for not taking this with all due seriousness and gravity. It's Friday night, y'know.

beckjord
Valued Contributor
...Seems Beckjord is (occasionally) fixated on college degrees. Where have we heard that before? ...
reply: people with no education get upset when others show they have some.

Twisted Evil

Let me know when your IQ is high enough to join the Prometheus Society.
The world's smartest people are far more nasty than I am.

It is hard enough to find interesting people as it is, so I am glad to not be in the
Prometheus Society. Who needs it? Also, very high IQ women are
no fun in bed, if they ever get there.

Very Happy

Jim Dominic wrote:
The restriction on Mr. Beckjord's posts per day has been removed. However, we're under no obligation to allow him to attack other people, so the next time I'll make it permanent.

Entire worlds tremble in horror, yes, yes, I know.

Reply:

Yet, other people are allowed to attack me.

Typical skeptic behavior.

Rolling Eyes

Chachacha
Valued Contributor
And so it continues. *yawn* What a strange affliction to come to a place specifically to present ideas that one knows will be ridiculed and then endlessly lash out at the people that are doing exactly what one hoped they would. Kind of an S&M game with just one person playing both parts of masochist and torturer! Laughing

Mordread
Captain Insano
He's a glutton for punishment....except when someone calls him a poopyhead, hence his abrupt departure from the SC forum.

Chachacha
Valued Contributor
"Poopyhead" *snhhggt snhhhggt*

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
Ok, wet blanket time. Attack the ideas, not the person.

Chachacha
Valued Contributor
Sorry, Jim, I was caught up in typical skeptic behavior.

Mordread
Captain Insano
Sorry Jim...sometimes, we just can't help but state the obvious.

Jim Dominic
Chief Administrator
Ordinarily, I'd split the offending portions out of this topic, but in this case I'd have to split the entire topic off to itself and create some sort of forum wormhole or something and we'd suddenly be infested with bigfoots--or bigfeet, depending upon whether you're from Bywater or Buckland. Won't talk about Bree--all sort of strange folk there all the time, anyway

Chachacha
Valued Contributor
It's not the bigfoots/bigfeet I object to, it's the small penises ... peni?

xouper
Valued Confibulator
The world's smartest people are far more nasty than I am.
That is provably false. For one thing, no one in Prometheus has been banned from wikipedia like you have.

beckjord
Valued Contributor
De_Bunk wrote:
Re: Beckjord

So..

We got...

1. Prostrate Cancer.
2. An MBA from Berkeley.
3. Member of Mensa.
4. Bigfoot and his flaccid penis.
5. Nicole Simpsons ghostly image.
6. O'Jays ghostly image, even tho' he ain't dead.
7. Aliens flying about the sky.
8. Fixation with college degrees.
9. Psychic assassins.
10. Stalking Moderators.
11. Loch Ness Monster.
12. More drivel and more drivel...on and on and on...
13. And on and on and on...
14. And on...

And this man wants to be taken seriously in the 21st century.

Rolling Eyes


DB

reply:

and what, if anything, will anyone remember you for?

For having no name?
Twisted Evil

De_Bunk
Yes...That's me in the Avatar
Erick...

I've been bringing down 'believers' on the web since '95...

You are just another one...

Seen 'Ojay' lately...? and don't forget...Look out for Bigfoots penis...!

'nuff said...

skepticNY
Banned
I'm definitely smarter then anyone here. No doubt about it. It's provable. I'm also more interesting, have better sex, food even taste better to me then to any of you. What I believe is correct 100% of the time.

I also have no idea the meaning of humility or embarrassment.

Twisted Evil Rolling Eyes Shocked Laughing Cool

Guy Noir
Moderator
Why you just described me! You must really be me. glad to know you. But what are you doing here?

izittrue
i got the crystal ball
mods can have socks??
i need to complain to someone...can you steer me in the correct direction?

snooziums
Inquisitor Against Religions
This is a bit of a contradiction here.

If someone was smarter than anyone else here, then they would be smarter than I am. And if they were smarter than I am, and I am smart enough to realize that... sex is a boring waste of three minutes... then they would be smart enough to realize that sex is meaningless and that modern society could live without it.

Maybe "sex" is implied in some other sense than a physical one. Maybe "mental sex"?

` And then... I don't remember what happened... it's all a blur! I remember that Beckjord attacked De_Bunk's avatar, but apparently hasn't attacked anyone personally again. Perhaps he left after all. (Or got kicked out?) Insanity, though, reigns supreme apparently here.
` Anyway I gotta go now to get food. Also there's a TallGuy installing a DVD player in Lou's computer, so that maybe Lou will be able to install software on it! (It's been a paperweight for over a year now.) I'm also glad my second (and more half-assed) attempt at making this already 'interesting' thread even more interesting has a chance of succeeding.
` And as for Internet Explorer, I'd say it needs a slow, painful death, but I need it to do my math homework on!

10 comments:

Galtron said...

That's a lot of craaaaazy shizznet. The guy just displays it like he's proud.
And that one commenter, talking about 'going psychic' on him and seeing the 'prostrate' cancer in him. That was too good.

Thanks for sharing!

Hope Lou's computer ceases its paperweight status!

S E E Quine said...

` Yes! His DVD player works! He's even installed some of the programs he'll need to finally use it for the first time!

` Happy, happy day!

Beckjord said...

With a name like S E E Quine,
(rhymes with whine)
you have to be a wacko.

Beckjord

http://www.bigfootresults.wordpress.com

S E E Quine said...

` Thanks ^^ BTW, I recently took a photo of bigfoot, and I plan to put it in my next post!

G-Man said...

You must have added memory, to publish this post...

I for one believe in Bigfoot!

The Mountain Gorilla was not "discovered" until the mid-19th century..

Some critics do not believe in Bigfoot because of a lack of skeletal evidence..
Thousands of bears die in the woods each year, and you never find a bear skeleton..

Have a good day!
Galen xo

S E E Quine said...

` Galen, tsk, tsk, tsk, you should know better than to say something like that to someone who a) has actually found a bear tooth in the woods (and knows someone who found a partial bear skeleton) and b) has done extensive research on the topic.
` Why don't you read my extensive bigfoot series - which covers the phenomenon since its publicity stunt origins in 1957 - and then tell me what you think.

` P.S. Just because one person asked a bunch of outdoors-people if they'd ever found bear remains and they all said 'no' doesn't mean it's true for everybody, as I've implied. In fact, I've found tons of other animal remains, including nearly-complete skeletons of a raccoon and a deer! He said people don't find deer skeletons, either, didn't he?

P.P.S., what do you mean, added memory?

Gareth said...

Hey SeeQuine, I believe you have an admirer, he's probably too bashful to tell you. This is the way that all great romances begin. Should I set up a dinner date for you guys??? :P

Hope you are well bud :)

S E E Quine said...

` You're right, Gareth - 'Becky' and I are planning to run off together to an alternate dimension!

` And yes, I am well, because I got a second chance to turn in a homework assignment that... well, I won't get into it, but let's just say that when someone pressures you into believing you are wrong on your homework, it's best to not rewrite it, especially if you have trouble seeing why they are more right than you.
` I suppose I am just as much of a dummkopf as this person, who unintentionally did their best to strip me of any confidence I had in my own abilities.
` I'm just prone to being insecure sometimes because... well, it has something to do with living with my dad:
` Basically, a person who berates and torments one for being good or for being correct in their observations really makes one lose track of patterns in the real world. They begin to believe that they are insane and therefore unfit to be around other people or to make their own decisions, and they become terrified and embittered to think that they are trapped being themselves.
` I used to rebel against this behavior with trains of thought that include; 'sure, I'll do it this way and therefore prove you wrong.' Now that I'm an adult, I have been right in these cases so far, and have been screwed badly each time.
` Like this whole fiasco. Methinks I need to stop this destructive behavior and be more proactive.

G-Man said...

Yeah I read it...
So what?
I still believe in Bigfoot!!

Are you sure it's a bear tooth?

S E E Quine said...

` I deduced that it was a bear tooth because a) it was a very sharp canine tooth, so I don't think it was from a deer, b) it was three inches long and c) the only animal it could have come from would be much larger than a wolf.

` Just curious, but if what I had to say made no impact on you, then what makes you believe in bigfoot?
` ...You can tell me. I won't go ballistic and devote an entire post to it or anything so outrageous.... ;)