alienslikethenumber8 As you can see, the aliens apparently have a fixation with the Hindu-Arabic numeral '8'. Why they would put such a thing in my abdominal cavity, I can only guess. Maybe they were hoping I would think it was a Lego - but a round Lego? I'm not buying it.` ...Unless it's an alien Lego!
` It's definitely a 'mysterious' piece of plastic! Alien plastic! With tooth marks on it. Alien tooth marks! Because, you know, they're really careless. Always leaving around objects that confuse humans, letting them get a glimpse of odd lights in the night sky.
` Oh yes, and alien-human hybrid babies. You know, because life on another planet is just like life on earth, particularly when it comes to intelligent life. Well, actually, I should say the aliens never just leave them around - hybrids are always taken away, as is all evidence of the victim ever having been pregnant in the past! So, what happens to them? They must die a lot....
` I got a clue from an old Anthropology class poster that I'm recycling for my own use. Apparently, the aliens give the failures to cannibals!
whatintheblazes Of course! Why didn't I think of that! Well, I've never been pregnant - which must mean I've had alien hybrid babies, right? Gee, I wonder how many I've had so far?` By the way, that's the ear of one of my favorite critters, Lieutenant Myeer. She's on the loose, however. Me and the other critters are very sad. I hope she'll come back before mauling anyone....
` Update: She is back, but she has already managed to maul someone....
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Hmmmm. Could that #8 actually be the aliens screwed up version of the infinity symbol?
Wait, I know! It's an alien symbol that just looks like an 8!
You were abducted by aliens? Explains a lot SEE, hehe.
` Yes, first it started with the sleep paralysis... they really almost had me convinced with that. Nice try, aliens!
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