Monday, May 26, 2008

Those darn aliens...

` ...Always trying to get me to believe they've abducted me! Well, they're at it again! You know those 'mysterious' objects that people are always complaining that the aliens implant in them? Well, I've had this one for 13 years (so, that's 13 years' worth of bodily accretion in it):

alienslikethenumber8 As you can see, the aliens apparently have a fixation with the Hindu-Arabic numeral '8'. Why they would put such a thing in my abdominal cavity, I can only guess. Maybe they were hoping I would think it was a Lego - but a round Lego? I'm not buying it.
` ...Unless it's an alien Lego!
` It's definitely a 'mysterious' piece of plastic! Alien plastic! With tooth marks on it. Alien tooth marks! Because, you know, they're really careless. Always leaving around objects that confuse humans, letting them get a glimpse of odd lights in the night sky.
` Oh yes, and alien-human hybrid babies. You know, because life on another planet is just like life on earth, particularly when it comes to intelligent life. Well, actually, I should say the aliens never just leave them around - hybrids are always taken away, as is all evidence of the victim ever having been pregnant in the past! So, what happens to them? They must die a lot....

` I got a clue from an old Anthropology class poster that I'm recycling for my own use. Apparently, the aliens give the failures to cannibals!

whatintheblazes Of course! Why didn't I think of that! Well, I've never been pregnant - which must mean I've had alien hybrid babies, right? Gee, I wonder how many I've had so far?

` By the way, that's the ear of one of my favorite critters, Lieutenant Myeer. She's on the loose, however. Me and the other critters are very sad. I hope she'll come back before mauling anyone....

` Update: She is back, but she has already managed to maul someone....

4 comments:

Sometimes Saintly Nick said...

Hmmmm. Could that #8 actually be the aliens screwed up version of the infinity symbol?

Galtron said...

Wait, I know! It's an alien symbol that just looks like an 8!

KB said...

You were abducted by aliens? Explains a lot SEE, hehe.

S E E Quine said...

` Yes, first it started with the sleep paralysis... they really almost had me convinced with that. Nice try, aliens!