Struggling not to throw up right now....

` Originally, my next post was going to be about my genetic experiments involving Chee-tos (I'm not making this up), but alas, Chee-tos barely have any intact DNA. ...So, I did all that mortar-and-pestling for nothing!
` But, here are some pictures I've been hoarding since then. These weren't Chee-tos gene fragments, though:

` This is actually copied human DNA bits, frozen after racing across the electrified gel at the speed of... DNA racing across electrified gel. As you can see, some of it actually moved so fast that the gel cracked!

` Or maybe not. Maybe I'm just clumsy. Uh... if you were looking for me to be amusing and haven't already been here and here, I got nothin'.

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` Well, time for me to go throw up!