` Until, of course, I turned into one. Honestly, that evil island was so luxurious that I found myself unable to think at all!
` Amazing!
` The only subject I will even bother to mention was the island's infestation of towel origami. For example, this orangutan....
` So, I went on a little safari, and disappointingly this lion head that shoots lasers was the closest I could find to actual ferocious beasts.
` Quite boring, really. I have, nevertheless, taken many more photographs than these - here's a small taste of them.
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Welcome home safely.
You were missed........G
Great pix sequin, you looked very tropical.
No rug burns?
I missed you too! It was very strange coming to your blog and not having much in the way of updates to look at! O_o
I think the orangutan is checking out the woman's butt! Bad monkey! :D
And I'd like to say that I didn't miss you at all!!
I said I'd like to say that but it's not true because I did. Yeah yeah laugh at me, it's ok because everyone else does :(
` I feel so loved here. Alas, G-man, I was unfortunately not injured by any carpets, however I did almost drown several times!
` Galtron, do I really churn out that many posts? Gee, I've got to get a life!!
` Ah, but Gareth, is he as bad a monkey as you?
` I'd also like to say I'm irritated that you didn't miss me, but I can't because I'm happy you really did miss me!!
See Quine?(guess what I'm thinking)
` ...That you want to hurt me with your rug? :D
I'm no monkey!! Baboon!! :P
` Kiss my red ass.
Sort of...
...On the rug.
` On or off the rug, as long as you hurt me really good....
Ohhhhh, If I was only 70 yr's younger, I would spank that naughty bottom of yours..hard, really hard.
But ...through the magic of modern technology, I may be able to cyber spank you!
What do ya say?
` Ooh! Cyber-spanking! Is that anything like being strapped into a spanking machine?
` Perhaps, if you like, you can try my nearly-perfected reverse-aging formula and we can romp through the scenic alpen meadows together!
` ...The reason it's not totally perfected is because it makes the user grow antlers.
,,,'The hills are alive,
with the sound of Rug-Burns.'
Horney?...not you, the antlers.
Put the book down Professor, and say a few words.
` You are something, G-man! I guess it's about time I put up a new post.
` It's all-new, too!
What is all this talk about red asses and spanking. Why did no one inform me!! :D
Yeppers a new post would be good so why don't you get on it immediately. No time like the present :P
` I was working on it, sure enough. However, I was interrupted, brutally forced to eat food and then have lots of sex and watch LOTR on my computer.
` However, I'm about halfway through. As I get to be busy all day today, I don't think I will finish it until tomorrow.
SEQUIN!!!
Can you get off your back, or stomach, or side, or head long enough to stop neglecting your fans?
...Or did you get hit in the head with a flying salmon at the Pikes Place Market?
Or maybe a log ran over you on 'skid road'...
Oh I've been to Seattle!
I LOVE Ranier..The Mt. and the beer!
` ARRRRRGH!!! I know! I'm a slug!!! It's terrible! I'm doing important things instead of blogging and going to pudding and porn parties! (Really!)
` The same post remains unfinished. It's short, but a doozy.
` I should be able to finish it tomorrow, however, assuming my computer doesn't explode again.
` It does that now and again.
I don't think thats the only thing exploding around you Sequine....
Nociceptor, give us the killer birds! Lay it on us, baby!
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