` ...surprisingly lacking in curious new wackmobiles, strange devices or anything at all thought-provoking. Except, perhaps, all the sheep that were wandering around aimlessly, bleating and finding bars to hang out at.
` Until, of course, I turned into one. Honestly, that evil island was so luxurious that I found myself unable to think at all!
` The only subject I will even bother to mention was the island's infestation of towel origami. For example, this orangutan....
` So, I went on a little safari, and disappointingly this lion head that shoots lasers was the closest I could find to actual ferocious beasts.
` Quite boring, really. I have, nevertheless, taken many more photographs than these - here's a small taste of them.