` I cannot seem to get enough of the idea behind this 'Left Behind' game! It's so darn funny! Plus, I've discovered a hilarious article by Mark Morford. It starts....
Are you a true believer? Do you just know deep down in your black Wal-Mart socks that every word of the Bible is the absolute literal truth and nothing dare be doubted and anyone who thinks that God is merely an ambisexual omniblissful bloom of moist divine nondenominational honeydew melon should be strung up by their small intestine and beaten with sticks sharpened by Mel Gibson's teeth?
Do you feel, furthermore, that human cretins like, say, gays and Jews and Wiccans and all those hippie weirdos with their iPods and low-cut jeans and easy laughter are a plague upon this fine and holy land?
Do you think that contemptible books like "The Da Vinci Code" are not only blasphemy, but that you should probably go out into the street right now and behead a few lambs and perhaps mow down some Taoists with a Gatling gun just to deflect its horrible notions of the sacredness of the feminine divine? You do?
Praise Jesus! Your video game has arrived.` Go here for the rest of the article. And if you liked that one, check out: Which Way To The Apocalypse? When all the fanatical Christians disappear, will traffic finally improve?
` And, if you're interested, my alter ego has found a much more detailed article on the matter which displays more information on the spectacle in; "Little Johnny's destroying the Heathens! Isn't that cute?"