` Anyhow, this is my blog. So, who am I? The short answer:
` Yeah, I'm kinda scary. Word of advice; don't run into me in a dark alley - It's not as fun as it looks.
` Though I am usually far removed from outside culture and tradition, I have (for once!) decided to create some New Year's resolutions for 2006. They are as follows:
~ Procure a suitable laboratory.` So... those are my plans. Sorry to say, I have some Important Scheming to attend to, so if you will excuse me....
~ Rebuild MAL 9000 and install him in the new lab.
~ Earn my Ph.D - before someone discovers my twisted and malevolent schemes!
~ Start a blog. (Well, at least I have that one taken care of.)
` I will see you tomorrow. Sleep well.