Introspection of a Struggling Mad Science Writer

I thought I'd already posted this last week, but since I have not, there's been more dead space than intended, and also, this is new...

I'm experiencing a Sinus Malfunction at the moment, so instead of writing something clever about my having taken over the Corrigendopedi...

Before the big move, I'd introduced myself on a very fun forum and had expected to, by now, be posting all about my interesting discussi...

And, if you've seen it already, you might be tempted to watch it again! In any case, this is for you, my unwilling subjects, to be subje...

` Available for free until July 20th! I would have told you earlier if I'd known. So glad to be able to view this! I present to you... t...

` This is thanks to hilarious oddball Morgetron , whose blog is full of Tres Bizarrity. Normally I don't deal with politics here, but at...

Sorry I'm so late with this! I'm just now finishing up with Finals week and I've been incredibly sick (...continuously, for over...

When you see something that mystifies and intrigues you, the best response is to investigate and learn more. The worst response is to simply...

` ...Though some other people may have. ` That was taken around the same time as my last post. So, what have I been up to since then? Well, ...

` ...if you're sure your kitten licked the stink from your armpits this morning! ` Kitten Brand Antiperspirant! (Now with more Catspit!)...

` Once upon a time, I'd heard that former president Jimmy Carter was attacked by a swamp rabbit, which he said was hissing and gnashing ...

` Though I've speculated many times before, I feel that there is now conclusive evidence for the phenomenon of stimulant-induced bird ca...

` With iBooger, you can talk on the phone, listen to music, watch movies, or access the internet, all from the comfort of your own eyeball! ...

` According to park rangers, an eleven-acre lake has simply up and left from its home in the Andes of Huemules National Park. They have no i...

` ...That gives me one extra day to be completely absorbed in my homework, which is good because I'm not done. Thought I'd pop in to...

` Update: I've since been contacted by Jon-Erik Beckjord , who says he believes that my joke 'Wonkyfoot' tracks are genuine!! ...