Stimulants + Human = Bird Calls!

` Though I've speculated many times before, I feel that there is now conclusive evidence for the phenomenon of stimulant-induced bird calls in humans.

` Watch the amazing video evidence for yourself! ...Unless you are easily frightened of middle-aged men moving sixteen times faster than normal while making unnatural utterances that sound precisely like the calls of a Yellowhammer!

Study shows aluminum foil helmets amplify government transmissions

` Attention, people of paranoid persuasion: The notion that aluminum foil helmets prevent the government from reading your mind turns out to be an old wives' tale!

` Observe:

On the Effectiveness of Aluminium Foil Helmets:

An Empirical Study

Ali Rahimi¹, Ben Recht ², Jason Taylor ², Noah Vawter ²
17 Feb 2005

1: Electrical Engineering and Computer Science department, MIT.
2: Media Laboratory, MIT.

Abstract

Among a fringe community of paranoids, aluminum helmets serve as the protective measure of choice against invasive radio signals. We investigate the efficacy of three aluminum helmet designs on a sample group of four individuals. Using a $250,000 network analyser, we find that although on average all helmets attenuate invasive radio frequencies in either directions (either emanating from an outside source, or emanating from the cranium of the subject), certain frequencies are in fact greatly amplified. These amplified frequencies coincide with radio bands reserved for government use according to the Federal Communication Commission (FCC). Statistical evidence suggests the use of helmets may in fact enhance the government's invasive abilities. We speculate that the government may in fact have started the helmet craze for this reason.


` To read the rest of this study, I suggest you trust me enough to venture where I found it.

` ...I'd write my own musings about this, but the keyboard I'm using - which is wireless - is seriously trying my patience: this i h hpeshei tryto type nrmaly