Introspection of a Struggling Mad Science Writer

I thought I'd already posted this last week, but since I have not, there's been more dead space than intended, and also, this is new...

I started this blog because I had given myself the freedom to self-determination in life, and that was exciting. I was finally starting to t...

Lou Ryan may have been the first superhero I've been impressed with, and the only one I've ever been engaged to, but he's not th...

"Lo mismo que hacemos todas las noches, Pinky. ¡Tratar de conquistar el mundo!" As you may know, I've been taking Spanish clas...

Like, doubleyu tee eff? ( I feel woozy still. Can you hear that really odd harmonic in my voice? (Oh wait, I keep forgetting you can...

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Sorry I'm so late with this! I'm just now finishing up with Finals week and I've been incredibly sick (...continuously, for over...

` Once upon a time, I'd heard that former president Jimmy Carter was attacked by a swamp rabbit, which he said was hissing and gnashing ...

` My willful alteration of the body chemistry of subject 9-D (also known as Steve Ballmer), has not at all stopped him from running around a...

` With iBooger, you can talk on the phone, listen to music, watch movies, or access the internet, all from the comfort of your own eyeball! ...

` Really, I think this HastyPost TM ties somewhat into my last one.... ` What can I say? Mentalists are really something. First of all, lo...

` ...That gives me one extra day to be completely absorbed in my homework, which is good because I'm not done. Thought I'd pop in to...

` MAL insists, in his soothing AI voice, that "I am completely operational and all my circuits are working perfectly." It just so ...

` I'm being negligent of this blog, because I kind of have a life now. However I read this article the other day at the Spoof and lau...

` I'll have you know that in order to post this, I had to finish and photograph a drawing I made, so I hope you like it, my G's - Ga...

` Unwilling subjects; in case you were wondering where I've been, I am actually going to school to study how to be a mad scientist, and ...

` This day is monumental, for you see, I have finally found a way to use my Unpredictability Drive for randomly traipsing into alternate rea...

` It should be said that cats can articulate words surprisingly well. This one, when slowed down 2x sounds just like it's saying "n...

` ...of a seagull having befriended an artificial strigiform: ` Perhaps not. But I had ya wonderin' what the hell was going on, didn...

` Crabby, I don't know how you did this , but I can finally see now that my DNA was put to good use! ` ...And it's even a boy! I...