` This is, in some conceivable way, right in theme with this post; an announcement of the best shampoo I've ever heard of, Johnson & Johnson 'Nothing But Tears'.
"You'll notice a difference after just one use," said Michelle Baker, head of new product development. "Whether it's your newborn's more hardened appearance, the way he now approaches people with guarded skepticism, or just that look on his face that says, 'Oh wait, maybe life isn't all hugs and kisses and rainbows. Maybe I need to get my fucking act together.'"Read the rest of the article here... at the Onion of course! (They sure do give me good ideas!)