` In case you haven't noticed, I'm soon-to-be embarking on a mission to do something that many normal, non-poor Westerners do; spend several days trapped on a Huge Floating Island of Evil and Excess in the middle of the ocean.
` So, thought I'd dig up one of my drafts, which I've posted below. If you get bored over the course of the eight or nine days I'm gone, feel free to wander around my lab, or perhaps even into here (where many brand-new, high quality images dwell). Watch for the storks ;)
` And if you think what I've left you with here is pathetic, so crucify me!
` Ah, for the days of the Crappy Digital Camera (CDC). ...Or not. I'll be sure to bring back plenty of new FabCam photos from the Floating Island of Evil and Excess.
` Oh, and I almost forgot to mention; when I come back from the island, I promise you all a lot more original material here on this blog! Remember that! Okay? And now: I go!