I hope you enjoy your visit. If my experiments fail, you won't be leaving.
Aaaaa haaa haaaaaaaa!The existence of tides is often taken as proof of gravity, but this is logically flawed. Because if the moon's "gravity" were responsible for a bulge underneath it, then how can anyone explain a high tide on the opposite side of the earth at the same time? Anyone can observe that there are two high tides every day--not just one. It is far more likely that tides were given to us by an Intelligent Creator long ago and they have been with us ever since. In any case, two high tides falsifies gravity. This is the shizzz-net!!
*Rubs Eyes*Polygamy Porter: “Why have just one?”This Schirf guy is crazy!To critics who accuse him of just being up to the same old publicity stunts, the often times contentious brewmeister responds, “Perhaps, but we are really trying to live up to our mission statement, ‘Craft the finest ales and lagers possible. Achieve a commercial profitability while maintaining the highest level of social responsibility. And have as much fun as we can legally get away with.’”My kind of brewmeister.
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