` ...by a hit counter! And it will tally each computer that connects to this site exactly once, unless you outsmart it by means of disguise.
` I figured I might as well put one up for my own amusement, just to see how many hapless victims stumble their way into here.
` As for monitoring this hideout, I have discovered the source of the scrabbling sounds under my feet: A family of raccoons! Since they are not useful to me, I shall allow them to carry on as if I don't exist.
` Why continue to let raccoons inhabit the space benath my floor? Couldn't they potentially get in here and wreck the place?
` That actually isn't much of a concern, seeing as nearly all of my equipment is now packed up in raccoon-proof boxes. Why? I'm leaving here at around four in the morning.
` I should really go now, I need to pack the rest of my things.