` Yes, I have a really great and great big post to show you. But first:
` Goal: Make a better Mentos Rocket. Like this one, made by some immature hooligans!
` Purpose: Because it's fun and I'm bored. And I promise never to let it go over anyone's houses. Really!
` In recent weeks, I have actually done a few preliminary experiments, but so far nothing has left the ground. When it does, I'll really be... reaching! Yay for wasting perfectly good candy (and perfectly bad cola) in order to copy stupid teenagers!