Take Cover; I'm on my way back...
` ...And let's just say I've been doing considerably more interesting activities than studying the mildew corpses in my medicine cabinet.
` Boring little things, aren't they? Now, get out of my bathroom, I don't care how attractive you find me to be!
` Shoo! Or I'll throw you to my electric piranhas!
Edison and Tesla?
ReplyDelete` Huh? I'm disoriented.
ReplyDeleteELECTRIC PIRANHAS??
ReplyDeleteThey don't have names?
(Tequila...right?)
` *finally wakes up from a chemically-induced stupor*
ReplyDelete` (hic)... their names are Terwillinger, Shelby, Manfred and Bitey.
` Zzzzzzzz....
Bitey. I had a mouse named Bitey once. Heh heh!
ReplyDeleteYou look somehow badass in that shower picture, Spoony! Do you ever kick people's asses naked?